Chapter III ~ The Wizard, The Tiger, and The War Robe.

Deep in the covens of barren rocks of forgotten buildings, the hills and mountains of Dragon's Wilderness is slashed apart by an army of Feligars and Hexilots. A small caravan stationed near a cliff contemplates what kind of situation they have gotten themselves into.

"Gah, all of this for a stupid delivery. We should have just taken a short cut through the cliffs and gone around!"
"How was I suppose to know there was going to be an army up here?"
"Damnit! We have to go back and find some help."
"What about the escort we hired?"
"What? One untamed? Hah I'd like to see this one Barbarian take one all these monsters. Lets cut our losses and go back already."

Irked, the barbarian stood up from the rock he was waiting on, unhooked his two giant axes. "Ok listen, you wait here."

The barbarian left, and soon came back with the carcasses of three monsters. "There, now we go?"

The employer smiled at the choice he picked. "Ok boys, lets pack things up, we're going as planned."

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In the Untame's largest community, Lost city was blooming with many humans in the recent years. The alluring scenics of Venomancers were more then enough to bring a justification to a man for his hundreds of kilometres across monsters, demon lords and harsh ordeals.

This however was not the reason for a young upcoming Bladesman.

"Master Strider! Master Strider! Please wait up." A young human he has helped raised from back in Etherblade struggles to keep up with him, as he carried his Master's sword.

"Quickly Runner, we have an appointment to keep. Mustn't keep the lovely lady waiting." They both passed through shops filled with trinkets and pets, all for unwary tourists. However, Mr. Strider, knew this city like the back of his sword. Many pleasant and some unpleasant memory resides here.

Mr. Strider found the local bar, and took his sword from his apprentice. "Go along now Runner, have fun, meet me back here tomorrow."

"But Master Strider, where and what am I suppose to do?" Pleading for directions or perhaps some money, Mr. Strider looked at him with a half-cocked eyebrow.

"I'm sure you'll find something to do in the most promiscuous city of all of the world." Mr. Strider smirked and pointed at the sign as Runner tried to follow him. It said "21 human years, 375 elf years, 15 untamed years of age minimum or no entry allowed."

Pouting, Runner went off stomping.

"Ah boys." Mr. Strider said as he shook his head chuckling. He entered the bar, seeing everyone enjoying happy hours except for one drunkard.

"What do you [hic] bleh, mean I, I drank too much? Juuu-ust gimme the keys to maaa... manta."

Looking around he saw a woman eyeing from the corner, smiling Mr. Strider ran his hand through his hair as he walked towards her and sat down.

"Mmmm the years have been good to you hon." Rebel Angst sat there hugging a jug of ale.
"Ahah not as good as it's been to you." Giving his signature smile, Rebel giggled, and he knew he had done it right.
"I hear you got married." She was playing with a silver coin, twirling it around.
"Ah.. hah, okay you got me. I did, who told you though?" Mr. Strider leaned back and stopped his signature smile. Instead replacing it with his classic frown.
"You always give that look, Duke was yelling that out." She laughed.
"That damn bastard, I'm going to kill him." He said uncomfortably. "So what did you want to talk about?"
"It's a few of my group members, they've gone missing."
"Oh?"
"You know one of them well, Lagalos."
"Ah crap, what happened this time?"
"He's possibly washed out to sea, the Endless one."
"But that goes on forever....."
"I know that's why your here."
"Why do you need me?"
"Thought you'd care enough to help us find him, and Inferior."
"Inferior?"
"Just someone in our group, we found out from a mermaid trade that he was in the Endless sea too."
"Wait how'd you even talk to a mermaid? They're notorious for their hostility."
"Oh, they were putting a bounty on him, for breaking off a promised child. Two million coins."
"Damn... that's a lot, but I know how he feels. Anyways sure I can help him as long as I can go back to my wife with both my nougats."
"Hah, excellent meet the rest of the gang, Stealth the crazy Axeman, Goon the Ugly,"
"Hey! I heard that"
"and Furry the Fist of Fury." Getting up Rebel left her payment on the table.
"Alright guys, Master Strider, Master Strider, guys."

The rest of them just murmured hey.

"So Rebel when are we going?" Mr. Strider got up, and stretched.
"Now, we got a boat at Creeping Stream." They all left the tavern and went off to trek to the stream.

On the boat sailing up north, Master Strider couldn't help but thinking he forgot something.

Back at Lost, Runner was going around buying pet eggs of all sort. "Heh won't Master Strider be surprised that I got all these eggs, I can sell these in arch for like a hundred thousand."

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On an the island, Inferior, Lagalos and Minty sat there wondering what to do. They were exhausted and the monsters kept coming out of the mountain in the middle.

"Why is there so much!" Minty on her knees as they were being surrounded.
" " Lagalos barely breathed out.
"What did he say?" Inferior said panting.
"Spiders, Mantises and Scorpions oh my." Minty replied wearily.

A scorpion lunged at Minty, and Inferior stepped between and punched it down. He was the smacked by the tail swinging. Standing again, Lagalos shot a metal carrot at the scorpion, killing it instantly.

Minty casted a reflection skill on everyone and collapsed. Her pets were weary, and her magic drained.

"Heh didn't know you could reflect attacks with that casting." Then Inferior ran to a mantis and was zapped. Lagalos shot the mantis and saved Inferior from getting any more cooked.

"uuuugg well that's just peachy." Inferior said as he was lying on the ground.
" " Lagalos said.
"What do you mean your out of arrows?" Inferior stared at the sky accepting his fate.
" " Lagalos said as he stood.
"Your going to do what?" Inferior still watched the clouds float by.
" "
"What?"

Then the clouds were breaking apart, and Inferior was curious at what was happening. Then blue lights appeared in the sky, as they grew bigger. Soon he saw they were coming towards him. Thousands upon thousands were starting to cover the sky in an eerie blue glow. Then before the monsters could touch them, they were getting impaled by magical arrows. Rolling over Inferior grabbed Minty and hid under a carcass of a scorpion as the monsters all around were being rained on by arrows.

Inferior watched Lagalos as he summoned all of that, unaware of such power residing in the elven race. He now knew why they were consider the guardians of Heaven. But he saw the every second Lagalos held this godly power, he aged considerably. His hair grew longer, the wrinkles deepened, and his eyes began to go milky white again.

Then it was done, Lagalos collapsed and Inferior looked up at the sky seeing that it was clear. Stepping out of hiding, one last stray arrow flew down and pierced his pelvis.

"God Fawkitall!" He crouched, but yet for some reason the pain wasn't as bad as he thought. Mostly due to because he had nothing of importance there anymore.

Inferior carried Minty and Lagalos onto a raft made of scorpion tails.

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Somewhere close by, a boat floats in pieces, as Master Strider flew around with Rebel in his arms, avoiding the large trident of the sea monster.

Lix was underwater chopping away at the water dragons with Goon, as they were unable to acquire a magical flying sword.

Furry had an army of bees stinging the eyes of the monster, blinding him, making it safer for them to fight this giant monster. But they soon fell in bad luck when he casted a giant freeze in all his surrounding.

Mr. Strider's flying sword's flame froze over, causing both him and Rebel to fall onto the ice below. Goon and Lix were stuck in the ice that formed around them as they watched in horror; the dragons were going to eat their bottom half that's under the ice. Furry and her flying mantis were the only ones who kept the monster at bay, her furriness kept her warm for the time being and the bees were being constantly protected by her.

The sea monster smashed the ice, as Mr. Strider and Rebel fell into the frigid water. Goon deterred the dragons away long enough by defecating in the water to allow both of them to defend themselves.

"When in doubt, take a dump is what the villagers always told me." Goon screamed.
"Is that how they got you?" Lix replied.

After an hour of combating these monsters, Rebel screamed out, Plan B.

Then they swam and flew to the nearby island as fast as possible as Master Strider and Goon were left behind.

"Wait what?" Both of the castaways said.

By the time the other two got to the island, panting, bloodied and exhausted, the others have combed the entire island.

"you.... jerks...." Mr. Strider said as he passed out.
"I.... hate.... you... all..." Goon said as he rolled over and left a piece of poop where he was just lying.

"Aw ew, gross it smells so bad." Furry went off across the bodies of dead monsters to the other end of the island for fresher air.

Mr. Strider tried to wake up a few time, but was knocked out constantly by the fecal matter left by Goon beside him. No one realized this until two days have passed when Mr. Strider didn't wake up.

They then spent a whole day deciding who should go near that piece of poo, and save Mr. Strider.

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Inferior paddled with Minty, as Lagalos still unconscious finally reached shores. They found a small village in the island, which they spoke to the occupants there.

"Well we get everything we need here, don't worry about your elf buddy there, he'll be fine. He needs to go to Plume city soon though. He needs to be checked up by the proper elders there."

"So what's the island's name?"
"It's Nameless."
"Well then what do you call it?"
"Well to us, it's Nameless."
"Ok ok I get it, but you can't just live here and have the island nameless."
"It's home to us, but it's still Nameless."
"Aaaaarrrrg." Inferior gave up and went to sleep.

A week or so, Lagalos woken up, and stared out of his cabin. "Ughma?" He said groggily.

"No your on a nameless island. Thanks for saving us." Inferior said.
"Muh? Huh, wait is it night?"
"Uh no, it's day."
"Aw crap, I'm blind again." Sighing he got up and bumped his head on the celing. "OW WHAT THE!?!"
"Oh yeah, the people are midgets. Here let me get you out."
"So are we going to leave this island?"
"Uuuhh there's a problem."
"What?"
"The boat was destroyed."
"By snakes?"
"Yeah."
"I thought they only stuck to the skies."
"Land snakes."
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking island."
"You've only been conscious for a few minutes though."
"I hate islands too."
"I know."

Yay !! can't wait for more more more more more !!!

Ahah I'll try to do another one now. While I stay with a laggy connection ^^ why not make this forum better with continuation of the tales.

at first i thought it would be long.... but this is so much interresting hahaa i cant stop reading!!!! you rock
Angy

ahah yay that's how I feel about writing this. And no you rock! For not being illiterate and enjoying the read =D.

Yeah, I think I enjoy reading your stories more than playing the game LOL

Great stuff Ely !

damn minty youre right haha i really cant wait for the next part!!! Ely your the best story teller i know!!! besides youre story is making me laugh out loud.... i woke my bf twice this night

Angy

awww yay ^^. That's what I aim to do, wake up your boyfriends, make people shush at you in libraries, die in PW, cry and vomit while laughing.

u failed i didnt get shushed in a library yet (didnt wake up a bf either but then i got none so that doesnt count)

Awww, well then I have a goal, to get Rina to get hushed in a library. The boyfriend thing shouldn't be too hard, especially when your a dynamite with a laser beam =D. ~~

i heard some guys dont like laser cannons when they r crafted onto a girls chest

Those guys are too dumb to know how they work, that's why ^^. And when would you ever find a sweet pretty girl with the ability to zap away all your enemies?

Wow Ely... Funny, captivating, and random all mixed all into one. KUDOS for the 3rd chapter, can't wait to read the next.

The Samuel Jackson Reference at the end> Lolz