Updated Again: Read this before reading the story for the new readers

I use my brain, then my fingers, then you laugh.
If that doesn't work, I cry, then you pity, then you pity laugh.
If that doesn't work, I write mean things about you.

If you laughed on the first step, I won't be mean to you, the story will be mean to you.

I won't always tell you all who's who in the story, and what's what. I'll try to bury some deeper jokes and sometimes inside jokes. Because I can.

I love to write stories, so lets make this enjoyable for both of us =).
Of course I'll try to write something everyday, but sometimes, like today I can't. Instead I made a forum to write a story on so all of you can read it.

With Lag,
- Ely

NOTE: THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS 0,1,2 ARE LOST FOREVER. THEY WERE TOLD ON PERFECT WORLD AND UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE A COPY OF WHAT I WROTE

So just to recap and catch you up to speed, these are our characters:

Goon - An ugly, stinky boy who was forced out of his village, and then met Stori.

Stori - She's stylish a powerful wizard but prefers to remain peaceful, but jingles the coins out of men by using her alluring seductiveness. Also goes by Kassidy.

Stealth/Lix - Stealth is a normal warrior but when angered or holding an axe he transforms into a single worded hulk like being swinging his axe around.

Lagalos - Blind archer who uses carrots as arrows because it's safer if he misses.

Inferior - Horrible at luck, a fighter, capable of surviving intense pain, one of which many would die, but miraculously experiences it on a daily basis. He has no idea what he's doing at all but goes along with the group.

Rebel Angst: An attractive powerful wizard who serves under the name of a King. Went on a mission to kill a monster within the woods and mistakenly identifies Furry for that monster. She meets Inferior, Lagalos, Stealth/Lix, and Goon as they all hunt down Furry.

Furry - A venomancer in the woods who was hunted down by Lagalos, Stealth, Rebel, Goon and Inferior but later joined them after finding they were harmless no matter how hard they tried to catch her.

Choco - A cleric who loves elephants, and teamed up with Furry on the search for an elephant to tame and take home.

Minty - Daughter of a Human Hobo, and Veno loves to wander, gets kidnapped by Lagalos, Rebel Angst, Goon, Stealth/Lix but then both Lagalos and Minty falls into the river and flows into the Endless sea, Minty and Lagalos faces Chin, they escape and find Inferior out at sea, then they get trapped on Misfortune Island.

Helix here,

I must say...im impressed...nice work ely

That's just pure insanity and maddness. I highly disapprove. Please continue.

ahah yes, still have to get more members in, so ex-Rhythmers etc etc tell them. Of course the ones that we didn't want kicked out.

Uhh.... should have everything in order by the end of the week.

Aren't I ex-Rhythm?!? D=

Haha! Shinnanagins are sure to be present~!

Yes you are your on mandatory vacation. Except from the forum. Hah!

Of course Shannanigans will occur.

emm...hi...i am also here....im everywhere xD

RoninStrider wrote:That's just pure insanity and maddness. I highly disapprove. Please continue.

madness....?
THIS! IS! RHYTHM!

@ blacky: u r everywhere except Fbs, mind u

It is very pretty, Ely... the madness is now officially online... I mean the website.... hehe

Shall be fun

no no no rina, fbs are also for me.....pls.....or should i say plzl? or how it was xD

u should say pliz or pl0x

lol xD but there was also something like...plzl...but ok can be plOx xD quite funny...xDDD

Great job Ely ! Damnit, I you people already have avatars and stuff!! Anyway, I look forward to the madness, depravity and whatnot.

aahhaha !! i'm not as techno-tarded as I thought ! I too now have an avatar, and even better that avatar is ME !! The man behind the Minty LOL.

Hobocop wrote:aahhaha !! i'm not as techno-tarded as I thought ! I too now have an avatar, and even better that avatar is ME !! The man behind the Minty LOL.

You're funny, Minty. Mine is my baby boy I loves him sooooooo

elaziah wrote:

Hobocop wrote:aahhaha !! i'm not as techno-tarded as I thought ! I too now have an avatar, and even better that avatar is ME !! The man behind the Minty LOL.

You're funny, Minty. Mine is my baby boy I loves him sooooooo

Sorry about quoting myself, but, I'm not very well versed on how to do stuff on forums. So, I was really trying to just quote what Ela said.....

your kid looks real cute !! I kinda figured it was your baby and not just some random pic LOL

Ahah we were all hoping that was your baby =P. If it wasn't, well we'd all be worried about you. You do look like a Hobocop in your picture =o.

The man behind the Hobocop, looks so... human.

Hobocop wrote:(...) I too now have an avatar, and even better that avatar is ME !! (...)

i'm not so sure whether thats an advantage =P

I don't suppose later on we'll be able to post more pics to our profiles...?Hmmm? and yes, he is my baby in the picture... he's a cutie patootie

Oh I'm sure we can, oh and your kid looks very cute =). He'll grow to love boobies from his father's side, and be beautiful like his mother. =P

Elyia wrote:Oh I'm sure we can, oh and your kid looks very cute =). He'll grow to love boobies from his father's side, and be beautiful like his mother. =P

Ermmm... boobies... yes, daddy def loves boobies.

boobs? somone said boobs?

blacksider wrote:boobs? somone said boobs?

Yes, black. boobs. jumbies. tatas. milkbags. tits. "You motor-boating son of a b####."

elaziah wrote:

blacksider wrote:boobs? somone said boobs?

Yes, black. boobs. jumbies. tatas. milkbags. tits. "You motor-boating son of a b####."

hmmm...i only understood boobs and tits xD even cant understand what was that thing after "you..." xD