Elyiawatson and Kahrina's wedding

For all of you that missed the global message about Ely and Rina's wedding, here is the run through.


On one quiet morning, in one quiet snowy village...a group of people gathered...friends they all were, however among them were two people about to do something extraordinarily special. These two are as follows.


Here is Rina, a self sufficient veno. The emphasis is on self sufficient...(letting the readers imagine what this means).


And here is Ely, a blind archer who uses carrots as arrows because it's safer if he misses.

The two fell for each other (leaving out the details for the reader to imagine). They finally decided to get married after many tribulations, misfortunes and unlucky events (again, leaving out the details for the reader to imagine). And here is how their marriage unfolded.


We see Ely and Rina, looking at each other romantically with lust filled thoughts. This is right before the exchange of vows so they are probably silently practicing their final speeches (in my case...I was thinking about pie...).


And Ely started off with his speech. It lasted no more then several lines, however this speech filled the air with Ely's feelings, so dense that everyone around felt it. Rina, being the target of the speech, was hit by an unimaginably large amount of emotions (she took OVER 9000 emotional stimulation damage).


Ely takes out his ring and tries to put it on Rina. However her hands shook so much, she accidentally knocked the ring to the ground (circled in red). Ely picks up the ring again and this time successfully puts in on Rina's ring finger.

Rina can't help it but shed a few tears of happiness, but the wedding ceremony is far from over.


So she collected her thoughts together.
And started her speech.


Rina's speech was just a few lines as well (interrupted when see saw Ronin approaching, so she hurriedly finished). Nonetheless, it was more then enough to make her feelings for Ely felt by everyone in the vicinity and also giving Ely a 1000000000 emotional stimulation damage hit.


Ely, still dazed by the attack, tries to hold out his hand to receive Rina's ring but used too much force and knocked Rina's ring to the floor (circled in red). Rina bends over (and in the process, reveals her cleavage to Ely and giving him another 1000000000 emotional stimulation damage). She picks up the ring and this time successfully puts it on Ely's ring finger (since Ely is paralyzed/sealed/stunned/almost dead from the two consecutive attacks).


Rina immediately jumps into Ely's paralyzed arms after the ring exchange and starts weeping tears of happiness (Ely, at this point, was still near unconsciousness).


And Ronin (on his panther) finally arrives, not a moment too soon, and literally crashes into Ely's stoned body. This was akin to a defibrillator shock and was enough to revive Ely.


Ely, being revived, saw Rina's beautiful face (made more beautiful with her glistening tears) and immediately did the manly thing and gave her a full kiss.


This sensation mixed with emotions was enough to send both Ely and Rina to heaven...The End.

Below was a few pictures of their "official" marriage in heaven.






Note: Ely's huge stomach...someone also said he looked as if he was pregnant...and he probably is...

Hope Ely and Rina have a lifetime of happiness.

With loads of pies,
-Stealth

Venomancers are known to be promiscuous, but because of their nature, only the hottest [and cleverest] survive to reproduce. So do venomancers get pregnant? Well if they did, they couldn't go off and continue to mate now could they. So what happens?

[Warning, the Following Content Contains Mature and Disturbing Mental Scenes that is not Appropriate for those who are under the age of 18.]




























Imagine, as the sperm swims like many tadpoles up the venomancer's uterus, when suddenly they get flanked by eggs. Confused, the sperms split up and look for cover, but they soon realize it's a large vacant space.

The sirens go on, the sperms are on alert, and ready they're battling rams. But it's too late, the eggs fire tranquilizers, and consumes them. Then they swim up a secret passage, that leads to an open cavity within the venomancer's mouth.

Venomancer's sex does not end in one round, it goes by boxer matches round. As hours pass, eventually the chemical release from a special by-product agent of the eggs causes the Venomancer to climax one last time but also create an uncontrollable urge to bite into the subject.

From the small secretion of the Venomancer's special canine fangs, the eggs instantly becomes coated in a jelly like substance that immediately foams around the wound, and closing it after the egg enters. From there the egg will cycle through the blood stream until it lands in the abdominal area, usually infront of the stomach where they duplicate a tumour-like cell to create an artificial womb.

From then on the carrier [usually a male, there are instances during threesomes or orgies where the Venomancer bites a female, or in once case, a bear and made a Wookie.] is impregnated.

That explains the oven in the bun in the photo. Ahem.

I have much more to comment but I'm on my honey's moon ^^.

Oh Ely, this is such great stuff, you really are a genius. This is all founded in sound biological science and we see the results of these odd couplings in such documentaries as "Stars Wars" (the entire series) and also in the BBC show "Planet Earth".

Congratulations Ely and Rina!!!!!

With the exception of Ronin stampeding in with his panther ( ) it seemed fantastic!